Boy and their, um, toys
“Get that hose head off your penis! You’re going to hurt yourself.” to my two and a half year old while he played in the baby pool.
“Stop rubbing your penis with the baby’s foot!” to my four and a half year old who was suppose to be getting dressed but was abusing himself with my six month old’s foot.
“Put some clothes on!” a constant being yelled in my house at both boys, and occasionally their father.