A chance of spotty showers
Earlier today I was trying to put my two youngest down for a nap when I heard the patio door open and then a few moments later close. A few minutes later, I walked into the living room to see me oldest son sitting on the couch playing on an iPad.
Me: Did you go out back?
I look out the back door.
Me: Did you pee outback?
Me: Then why is it wet?
Son: Um, it rained a little bit.
Me: In just one spot?
Somehow I’m not buying this story.