Warning: TMI possible
So tonight I was in the bathroom doing my business with a 10 month old playing by the tub when my almost 3 year old walks in because, well, I’m not allowed to have a moment to myself, so at least 2 of the 3 kids must be present for any normally private moment in my life. As I finish up my business, my middle child gets a quizzical yet surprised look on his face and point toward my normally private area. The following exchange takes place at this time.
What’s that? That peen? (his word for penis)
No, mommies don’t have peens. Mommies have vaginas. Boys have penises and girls have vaginas.
Mommy have no peen?
No, mommy is a girl and girls have vaginas. You are a boy, so you have a penis.
(Looking thoughtfully for a second) Mommy have vagina?
(He declares proudly) I have penis.
Yes because you are a boy and boys and girls are different. Girls have vaginas and boobies and boys have penises and no boobies.
(He turns toward his younger brother playing in the bathroom) It have a penis.
That’s right, your brother has a penis because he is a boy.
Daddy have a penis.
Yes, Daddy has a penis.
You have no penis, you have vagina.
Then he just walked out of the bathroom happy with is new knowledge. Hopefully all future sex talks with my children go that smoothly.